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what do u mean i don’t have a social life I just went grocery shopping with my mom

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I don’t get how babies can cry at restaurants lol like nigga why you cryin there’s food around you rejoice

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That was so beautiful
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Anonymous asked:
how do you determine if someone is too old to date?


I have a handy chart I like to use for this exact dilemma 

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the anti vaccination movement basically consists of random people with no knowledge of medicine going “I can medicine better than doctors” and it would be hilarious if it wasn’t literally killing people

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Poking holes in dad’s condoms so someone else can do the dishes

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